Tuesday, December 16, 2008
SNOWBOARD POSSE BE SHREDDIN DEM HOES
YO!
WHERE YOU BEEN? I been hellsa busy gettin my work on. You know how it is.
Anywayz, you know i gots to gets minz. So I did that sucka.
Me and Big thugga, aka mr. dilly do, aka mr. bryce be takin that drive sucka.
We be like spinnin dem donuts. We do da double winder. We flip reverse and let it loose. 4 weal drive aint for everyone. we be breakin dem lawz. suckaz.
anywayz.
after we be spinnin out a bunch we be like, damn, where da samiches?
so we hits up dat Fred Meezyies and get da 24 ouncas. All MEAT.
we do dem donuts more and leave dem suckaz in da dith.
later dat night we be shredin the freshies down da curbs in bellingham. Bryce almost gots hits by a truck, but we was he get outta our way sucka!!!!
anywayz.
Next day...guess what. Sun be shinin and we head out with da big troy dawg and also dat chaz boy. They be like, hey lets do this. then me and bryce be like word to that.
we shred, gnar them boards, break them edges. catch some ugyly air den say peace out. baker is too fun.
on da way out guess what!
new bathroom bro commin to da party. mr. bird be hangin in da lot and we feadin the breadz. he be chillin on r-deezies hand and eatin dat offerings.
yo more close ups of da bird man to come.
PLEAZZZZZ suckaz.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Keepin it soooo fresh
Hey Yo, I be the Big R-eazy up in this stuff. Yo I be the one bring that true street stories to the blog, i don't be postin about math and dis and dat yaddada?
Hey, so it be likez dis. Our boy emile P aka Baby dick, aka Baby "D" was all up in this.
He be brining dem pony stikaz. You know how I feel aboutz dem. So we be trikin dat whip makin it sooo stylish. Everybody be lovin it now.
Well, he hadz a few mo ponies in reserve so you know we gotta get fresh!
Yo!
We putz dem stikies on our phonz!!!! How ill is dat! Yo! damn i be gettin mad women with a piece lookinz this fly.
Anywayz, i gotta getz minz. you we be out.
Making Friends
Yo, we got a mouse up in this block. He been eating old bread and causing a ruckus up in this place, waking us up late at night and everything.
He must know that this block is where it's at though, cause we got trickd whips left and right, we got a dog living with a thug life, so who can blame him, he's just trying to see what's up.
We might have to start cleaning dis place up though, and he'll have to hit up some other place for food, because it's no good having a mouse running around all day, ya know, it's tough though, cause he's all kind of cute, but it be like we don't want this mouse up in this house, and this is going deep, but as they say, "if you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want some milk."
Friday, November 14, 2008
dawg be in wit it
Yo. I thought I told ya suckaz this block was hard. Yo, but nowz i gotz the proof.
Two weeks.
Yo. Rugby be like the cutest little muffin I ever sawd when she getz here. She be all cute and sleepy and lickin everybody's face!
Yo but you gotta grow up quick to survive wit da bathroom bro's.
Rugby's the hardest on da block now. We just sittin on dat thrown, rugby so hardcore she be drinkin from it! Pee pee and all!
Yo but that was gross so we don't be leavin it mellow anymore.
Yo I toughts her to push that pistol though. Now no dawgs be messin wit dat pup.
Watchas your back sucka, new homie be rollin hard.
{Thug Life}
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Yo, it be dat dawg rugby i was tellins about
Yo So colin and bryce be out and about chillin with dey mommies and watchin dat football and I be like yo, where my friends at?
So I go see da little homie rugby in da basement and he be like, yo, I gots to get outside.
So I take that fool on a walk cause he be guilt trippin....
I brings da teniss ball be he like, na na na.
So we hiking a while and we bouts to roll when that little pooper drops a huge one!
I wasn't trippin even do it was by the pick up da poop sign. I aint bouts to bare hand that so Im gonna let it chill for a bit.
Anywayz, we were walkin home and I realize, that little homie got the whole world to poop in, he's got the most tricked whip around, you know he's more freedomz than I'll ever gets.
Yo but I ain't trippin, I gots to have that privacy.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Women be all up on dat
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Cruisin on the look out
Saturday, November 1, 2008
DB crew in da house, some be hatin
Yo so we be like hellza occupied by our activties you know how we do.
We be postin more but them females be up in our grills.
Anywayz. Check the crew chillin in da B-Bro's thrown room. Some but lovin it some be hatin it.
Thug life aint for everyone yadada?
YO, we gots a new dawg in da house, she be a female labydooda, so cute and stuff. I be showins ya's in a bits now.
much love,
Monday, October 27, 2008
New whip, works and tricked
Yo so it be likz dis,
Colin be poopin in his whip one day and then he go to down that shitz and it be like no dice, then colin be like yo what you doin poopy?
then it be like 2 weeks,
colin be poopin in our whip, house be smellin that shit,
one we be like, yo colin , this place smellz like but.
then he calls and they get that poopy out and now he be trickin his whip.
yo check the steez out, now he be poopin like a don won potato salad, that shitz be goin in then goin right out yadada?
yo for realz do he fixed da toilet.
believe dat.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Yo, Trick ya Whip sucka!
Second post in less than 20, you know we get down like that. This blog be so active that we gotta carbo load before postin.
Anyways, our ceramic deluxe need some fresh new gear so you know we hooked it up. Checks the new decals.
You know there be more to come.
If you get inspired to trick your whip (toilet) send us those pics on the internets. Send it to: bryce231@hotmail.com and we'll post your glory on the bathroom blog.
-BOOYA
Bathroom Bro's be in this place
Yo yo yo it's the bathroom bro's in the house sucka! Bringing it to you straight from "SEA" town straight off the hardest block in the U-district.
We be sharin dat bathroom and stuffz but we also be sharing all kinds of crazy adventures, but we always end up coming back to the bathroom cause you gotta go somewhere!
First Up, we's gonna give a shout to our best bud's who be sharin a bunkbed right now. It may be like that but they aint like that so don't be trippin. Checks em out at www.tonyandisaacshareabunkbed.blogspot.com they got some legit stuff and we gotta say holla.
Yo so listen, I'm richard and the goofy blonde haired kid is my best bud Brycers he be cockin his shotty but he aint that hard in real life. Anywayz this is where we live, we got the different rooms cause we be ballin like that, but we share this bathroom cause you gots to have some dough to make payments on ya wip.
Any ways, stay tuned for some great adventures, and keep the yellow mellow, save da earf homie, but flush that dookie, no one wants to see that.
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