Keepin it soooo fresh

Hey Yo, I be the Big R-eazy up in this stuff. Yo I be the one bring that true street stories to the blog, i don't be postin about math and dis and dat yaddada?

Hey, so it be likez dis. Our boy emile P aka Baby dick, aka Baby "D" was all up in this.

He be brining dem pony stikaz. You know how I feel aboutz dem. So we be trikin dat whip makin it sooo stylish. Everybody be lovin it now.

Well, he hadz a few mo ponies in reserve so you know we gotta get fresh!

Yo!

We putz dem stikies on our phonz!!!! How ill is dat! Yo! damn i be gettin mad women with a piece lookinz this fly.

Anywayz, i gotta getz minz. you we be out.

Making Friends

Yo, we got a mouse up in this block. He been eating old bread and causing a ruckus up in this place, waking us up late at night and everything.

He must know that this block is where it's at though, cause we got trickd whips left and right, we got a dog living with a thug life, so who can blame him, he's just trying to see what's up.

We might have to start cleaning dis place up though, and he'll have to hit up some other place for food, because it's no good having a mouse running around all day, ya know, it's tough though, cause he's all kind of cute, but it be like we don't want this mouse up in this house, and this is going deep, but as they say, "if you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want some milk."

dawg be in wit it

Yo. I thought I told ya suckaz this block was hard. Yo, but nowz i gotz the proof.

Two weeks.

Yo. Rugby be like the cutest little muffin I ever sawd when she getz here. She be all cute and sleepy and lickin everybody's face!

Yo but you gotta grow up quick to survive wit da bathroom bro's.

Rugby's the hardest on da block now. We just sittin on dat thrown, rugby so hardcore she be drinkin from it! Pee pee and all!

Yo but that was gross so we don't be leavin it mellow anymore.

Yo I toughts her to push that pistol though. Now no dawgs be messin wit dat pup.

Watchas your back sucka, new homie be rollin hard.

{Thug Life}

Well, I be doing my homework, then Richard be like, where the blog post at, then I'm like, I'm doing my homework.... but ya gotta keep tha bathroom bloggers fan(s) stoked.....

better posts later to come

Yo, it be dat dawg rugby i was tellins about

Yo So colin and bryce be out and about chillin with dey mommies and watchin dat football and I be like yo, where my friends at?

So I go see da little homie rugby in da basement and he be like, yo, I gots to get outside.

So I take that fool on a walk cause he be guilt trippin....

I brings da teniss ball be he like, na na na.

So we hiking a while and we bouts to roll when that little pooper drops a huge one!

I wasn't trippin even do it was by the pick up da poop sign. I aint bouts to bare hand that so Im gonna let it chill for a bit.

Anywayz, we were walkin home and I realize, that little homie got the whole world to poop in, he's got the most tricked whip around, you know he's more freedomz than I'll ever gets.

Yo but I ain't trippin, I gots to have that privacy.

Women be all up on dat

Yo so one day I be just chillin in my box, you know how we do, but then I be like surrounded and then this chick get all up on me and starts a photo shoot.

You know I can't resist it. I be lookin all good. Just another day on da block homie.

Trick ya whip, keep it clean.

Cruisin on the look out

Yo yo yo, we be hittin ya back. Afta searchin all round the joint,

we found some sweet whips that be all tricked out, tricked out beyond belief, make me sayin how ya gonna trick ya whip that hard???, but then like, oh okay, i like that. Sooo... hers some coming at ya.

DB crew in da house, some be hatin

Yo so we be like hellza occupied by our activties you know how we do.

We be postin more but them females be up in our grills.

Anywayz. Check the crew chillin in da B-Bro's thrown room. Some but lovin it some be hatin it.

Thug life aint for everyone yadada?

YO, we gots a new dawg in da house, she be a female labydooda, so cute and stuff. I be showins ya's in a bits now.

much love,